1 00:00:01,035 --> 00:00:01,169 . 2 00:00:01,902 --> 00:00:03,104 - Gabby is in soft lines, 3 00:00:03,137 --> 00:00:04,538 Elias, grocery, 4 00:00:04,572 --> 00:00:06,240 Jonah, you're at the gun counter. 5 00:00:06,274 --> 00:00:07,808 - Oh, uh--oh. [shudders] 6 00:00:07,841 --> 00:00:10,111 Can I switch with somebody? 7 00:00:10,144 --> 00:00:12,113 I just--I don't really believe in guns. 8 00:00:12,146 --> 00:00:13,347 I mean, I'm just... 9 00:00:13,381 --> 00:00:14,548 kind of against selling them 10 00:00:14,582 --> 00:00:16,450 or buying them 11 00:00:16,484 --> 00:00:17,618 or owning them. 12 00:00:17,651 --> 00:00:20,288 - You don't have a gun? - No, what do I need a gun for? 13 00:00:20,321 --> 00:00:22,223 - Home security. Hunting. 14 00:00:22,256 --> 00:00:23,224 I mean, without guns, 15 00:00:23,257 --> 00:00:24,825 how are you gonna properly start a drag race? 16 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:27,628 [mimics cocking gun] Vaya con dios, amigos. 17 00:00:27,661 --> 00:00:30,364 - Without a gun, I do not know 18 00:00:30,398 --> 00:00:31,599 how I would stop that raccoon 19 00:00:31,632 --> 00:00:35,069 from trying to impregnate my Winnie the Pooh lawn ornament. 20 00:00:35,103 --> 00:00:35,969 - Okay, look, I'm not-- 21 00:00:36,003 --> 00:00:37,605 I'm not, like, against weapons as a whole. 22 00:00:37,638 --> 00:00:39,540 I fenced in college, but there's-- 23 00:00:39,573 --> 00:00:41,642 - [laughing] Okay. - What? 24 00:00:41,675 --> 00:00:43,344 What are you doing? - Oh, I'm keeping a list 25 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:45,546 of all the crazy white-person stuff you say. 26 00:00:45,579 --> 00:00:47,615 Oh, fencing, that's definitely going on there. 27 00:00:47,648 --> 00:00:49,450 - What else is on there. - Oh, it's long. 28 00:00:49,483 --> 00:00:52,253 I got wearing boat shoes, BBC America, 29 00:00:52,286 --> 00:00:54,088 makes his own trail mix... 30 00:00:54,122 --> 00:00:56,224 - You love my trail mix. - All right, okay. 31 00:00:56,257 --> 00:00:58,459 It's fine. Jonah, you can trade with-- 32 00:00:58,492 --> 00:00:59,393 - Wait, wait, wait. 33 00:00:59,427 --> 00:01:00,494 We can just say no to a shift assignment? 34 00:01:00,528 --> 00:01:03,564 Because I would rather not be in the fitting rooms. 35 00:01:03,597 --> 00:01:05,366 They're basically just fart capsules. 36 00:01:05,399 --> 00:01:07,268 - Can I not be in menswear? 37 00:01:07,301 --> 00:01:09,370 Everything there reminds me of my ex-boyfriend, Brian. 38 00:01:09,403 --> 00:01:12,440 - No, guys, what Jonah is asking for is different. 39 00:01:12,473 --> 00:01:14,475 He has a moral objection to guns. 40 00:01:14,508 --> 00:01:17,211 - I'd be in the same position if the store asked us 41 00:01:17,245 --> 00:01:19,580 to start selling, you know, hashish 42 00:01:19,613 --> 00:01:21,615 or the morning-after pill. 43 00:01:21,649 --> 00:01:23,151 - We sell the morning-after pill. 44 00:01:23,184 --> 00:01:24,852 - What? 45 00:01:24,885 --> 00:01:26,587 - I don't wanna sell rice anymore. 46 00:01:26,620 --> 00:01:28,689 It doesn't taste like anything. 47 00:01:28,722 --> 00:01:30,158 And Oriental-- 48 00:01:30,191 --> 00:01:31,359 - All right, all right, all right. 49 00:01:31,392 --> 00:01:33,327 Okay. 50 00:01:33,361 --> 00:01:35,163 No changing shift assignments. 51 00:01:35,196 --> 00:01:39,467 Okay, I get that we don't like selling guns or pills or rice, 52 00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:42,603 but we sell all those things in the store. 53 00:01:42,636 --> 00:01:45,373 End of story. Jonah, you stay on guns. 54 00:01:45,406 --> 00:01:47,375 - Okay, fine, but I want my objection noted. 55 00:01:47,408 --> 00:01:49,710 - [snickers] Oh, that whole phrase is going on the list. 56 00:01:49,743 --> 00:01:52,713 [upbeat music] 57 00:01:52,746 --> 00:01:54,648 * 58 00:01:57,518 --> 00:02:00,554 [crow caws] 59 00:02:04,558 --> 00:02:07,495 - Oh, so I get put on Instruments of Death duty 60 00:02:07,528 --> 00:02:09,563 and you get picking up pizzas. 61 00:02:09,597 --> 00:02:12,200 - Adam's taking Emma on a Girl Scouts camping trip, 62 00:02:12,233 --> 00:02:14,702 and I have the whole weekend to myself. 63 00:02:14,735 --> 00:02:16,504 - And you know what? There is nothing cooler 64 00:02:16,537 --> 00:02:19,273 than spending two days at home alone 65 00:02:19,307 --> 00:02:21,275 with 12 French bread pizzas. 66 00:02:21,309 --> 00:02:22,643 - I'm not gonna eat all of them... 67 00:02:22,676 --> 00:02:24,612 - Okay, good. - But what if I burn one, Jonah? 68 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:27,515 Or what if there's a manufacturer's cheese error? 69 00:02:27,548 --> 00:02:28,482 - Does that happen? 70 00:02:28,516 --> 00:02:31,285 - I've worked two doubles in a row this week. 71 00:02:31,319 --> 00:02:33,621 I need my pizzas to be perfect. - I get it. 72 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:36,757 - Just me, the couch, some Cloud 9 brand wine... 73 00:02:36,790 --> 00:02:38,359 - A Neuage Neuf classique, of course. 74 00:02:38,392 --> 00:02:39,960 - And some amazing movies. 75 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:41,929 - Oh, there's a Danish drama on Netflix that-- 76 00:02:41,962 --> 00:02:44,398 - [mimics buzzer] Wrong answer. 77 00:02:44,432 --> 00:02:46,467 I'm thinking mid-'90s rom-coms, 78 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:48,402 like Freddie Prinze Jr. takes the nerd to the prom 79 00:02:48,436 --> 00:02:49,670 because underneath those glasses, 80 00:02:49,703 --> 00:02:51,405 she's really beautiful, Jonah. 81 00:02:51,439 --> 00:02:52,540 She's beautiful. 82 00:02:52,573 --> 00:02:54,608 - It sounds like you got the whole thing figured out, 83 00:02:54,642 --> 00:02:57,278 and you deserve it, so you go off and have fun. 84 00:02:57,311 --> 00:02:58,779 But I'm just gonna throw this out there, 85 00:02:58,812 --> 00:03:01,282 Garrett and I are gonna watch some basketball later-- 86 00:03:01,315 --> 00:03:03,417 - [mimics buzzer] - You want to be alone. 87 00:03:03,451 --> 00:03:06,287 - Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. - Got it. Have fun. 88 00:03:07,588 --> 00:03:09,223 - I'm free. 89 00:03:09,257 --> 00:03:10,291 - Oh. 90 00:03:12,326 --> 00:03:13,994 Cool. 91 00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:16,797 - Attention, shoppers, there's a 40% off sale 92 00:03:16,830 --> 00:03:18,666 in our exercise gear section, 93 00:03:18,699 --> 00:03:21,602 which will be closing next week due to lack of interest. 94 00:03:21,635 --> 00:03:24,705 Over in patio furniture, we're gonna have--ahh! 95 00:03:24,738 --> 00:03:27,207 Ahh! 96 00:03:27,841 --> 00:03:30,344 [clears throat] 97 00:03:30,378 --> 00:03:31,412 Uh... 98 00:03:31,445 --> 00:03:32,413 my bad, y'all. 99 00:03:32,446 --> 00:03:34,748 That reaction was very out of character for me. 100 00:03:34,782 --> 00:03:37,718 I'm normally a very cool guy. 101 00:03:37,751 --> 00:03:42,690 I have a lot of cool sneakers and a very active sex life. 102 00:03:46,026 --> 00:03:48,329 - Hey. - Hey. Hey! 103 00:03:48,362 --> 00:03:49,563 - Um, I'd like that 9-millimeter 104 00:03:49,597 --> 00:03:50,998 and a box of bullets, please. 105 00:03:51,031 --> 00:03:54,735 - Yes, got it. You wanted the 9-millimeter. 106 00:03:54,768 --> 00:03:56,704 And a box of bullets. 107 00:03:58,372 --> 00:03:59,640 Coming right up. 108 00:03:59,673 --> 00:04:01,509 I'm gonna go ahead and grab that for you. 109 00:04:01,542 --> 00:04:04,678 Just gonna grab it from... 110 00:04:04,712 --> 00:04:06,013 right-- - That's the one. 111 00:04:06,046 --> 00:04:08,482 - Yeah, this is-- yeah, no, I...[laughs] 112 00:04:08,516 --> 00:04:10,784 It's coming-- ooh, wow. 113 00:04:10,818 --> 00:04:13,354 Ooh, that's-- that's heavy. 114 00:04:13,387 --> 00:04:14,422 [chuckles] 115 00:04:14,455 --> 00:04:15,656 This feels like... 116 00:04:15,689 --> 00:04:19,493 like an 11-millimeter, am I right? 117 00:04:19,527 --> 00:04:20,761 The bullets, yep. 118 00:04:20,794 --> 00:04:22,463 Uh... 119 00:04:22,496 --> 00:04:24,765 just the 9-millimeter-- [bullets clattering] 120 00:04:24,798 --> 00:04:27,335 Ahh! Gun! Gun, gun, gun, gun, gun! 121 00:04:27,368 --> 00:04:28,702 Gun, gun, gun! 122 00:04:32,673 --> 00:04:34,642 [clears throat] All clear. 123 00:04:34,675 --> 00:04:36,076 All clear. 124 00:04:36,109 --> 00:04:38,446 - Hey, uh, Tate, 125 00:04:38,479 --> 00:04:41,782 is it true we sell the morning-after pill? 126 00:04:41,815 --> 00:04:43,083 - We definitely have the morning-after pill. 127 00:04:43,116 --> 00:04:45,419 Yeah, right over there. 128 00:04:45,453 --> 00:04:47,788 - Oh. Wow. 129 00:04:47,821 --> 00:04:49,790 So prominent. - Yeah. 130 00:04:49,823 --> 00:04:51,325 - Listen, Tate, 131 00:04:51,359 --> 00:04:53,661 I would never ask you to sell something 132 00:04:53,694 --> 00:04:55,729 that you were not comfortable with, 133 00:04:55,763 --> 00:04:58,732 so if you wanna remove them from the pharmacy, 134 00:04:58,766 --> 00:04:59,867 I will support you. 135 00:04:59,900 --> 00:05:01,068 - Are you kidding? 136 00:05:01,101 --> 00:05:02,603 I love the morning-after pill. 137 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:05,539 I have to keep a couple boxes at timeshare in Tampa. 138 00:05:05,573 --> 00:05:06,740 - Tampa? - Oh, yeah. 139 00:05:06,774 --> 00:05:08,709 Women love it there. You know what I mean? 140 00:05:08,742 --> 00:05:10,411 Yeah, it's a sick place. 141 00:05:10,444 --> 00:05:12,446 It's only, like, 12 miles from the beach. 142 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:15,683 - Okay, but between us, 143 00:05:15,716 --> 00:05:17,718 could you just find a reason 144 00:05:17,751 --> 00:05:19,353 to take them off the shelf? 145 00:05:19,387 --> 00:05:20,554 You know, um... 146 00:05:20,588 --> 00:05:23,657 maybe say that they're, like, expired? 147 00:05:23,691 --> 00:05:24,858 - That would be a lie. 148 00:05:24,892 --> 00:05:27,661 - Tate, do you believe in God? 149 00:05:27,695 --> 00:05:29,363 - Yeah, I think there's a god. - Yeah? 150 00:05:29,397 --> 00:05:30,664 - But I think he lives in nature. 151 00:05:30,698 --> 00:05:33,867 You know, the rocks and trees and crap like that. 152 00:05:33,901 --> 00:05:36,670 Honestly, I think God could be a frog. 153 00:05:36,704 --> 00:05:39,873 - Oh, brother. 154 00:05:39,907 --> 00:05:40,741 - So what are we talking? 155 00:05:40,774 --> 00:05:42,843 Rook? Western jackdaw? Thick-billed? 156 00:05:42,876 --> 00:05:44,545 - I don't know. It was a crow. 157 00:05:44,578 --> 00:05:45,679 Who cares what kind? 158 00:05:45,713 --> 00:05:47,448 - Um, we care. 159 00:05:47,481 --> 00:05:49,550 Because it we're gonna kill it-- - We're not gonna kill it. 160 00:05:49,583 --> 00:05:50,851 We're gonna get it out of the store safely. 161 00:05:50,884 --> 00:05:54,154 - Right. Obviously. Priority one is safety. 162 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:56,890 - Forget safety-- I say we pull the fire alarm, 163 00:05:56,924 --> 00:05:58,792 clear out the store, turn up the heat, 164 00:05:58,826 --> 00:06:01,495 make the whole place a oven, problem solved. 165 00:06:01,529 --> 00:06:03,464 - Whoa, easy, that's a little violent. 166 00:06:03,497 --> 00:06:05,899 - Yeah, psycho, why would anyone want to hurt a bird? 167 00:06:05,933 --> 00:06:08,702 - Okay, A: 'cause they're dirty flying dinosaurs. 168 00:06:08,736 --> 00:06:11,138 And B: you don't need any other reasons. 169 00:06:11,171 --> 00:06:12,272 - No one is hurting the crow. 170 00:06:12,305 --> 00:06:15,476 They are amazing creatures that recognize human face 171 00:06:15,509 --> 00:06:16,777 and they throw each other funerals. 172 00:06:16,810 --> 00:06:17,678 - Funerals. 173 00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:19,880 - Why would you give me that information? 174 00:06:19,913 --> 00:06:21,882 That doesn't calm me down! 175 00:06:21,915 --> 00:06:23,551 [light background music] 176 00:06:23,584 --> 00:06:24,785 [thud, crow caws] 177 00:06:24,818 --> 00:06:27,855 * 178 00:06:32,826 --> 00:06:34,462 - Excuse me, sir. 179 00:06:36,196 --> 00:06:37,164 - Um... 180 00:06:37,197 --> 00:06:39,600 are--are you talking to me? 181 00:06:39,633 --> 00:06:41,535 - Oh, yeah. You. 182 00:06:41,569 --> 00:06:44,705 We would to buy one rifle, please. 183 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:46,707 Just the one rifle, please and thank you. 184 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:48,809 - What--what are you gonna hunt for? 185 00:06:48,842 --> 00:06:50,511 - Uh, liars. 186 00:06:50,544 --> 00:06:51,745 Elk. Hunting elk. 187 00:06:51,779 --> 00:06:54,181 - Um... 188 00:06:54,214 --> 00:06:56,750 if you could excuse me for one moment. 189 00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:01,489 - I'm just gonna sit in front of my television, 190 00:07:01,522 --> 00:07:04,024 and I'm gonna eat and drink whatever I want. 191 00:07:04,057 --> 00:07:05,893 - Mm-hmm, okay, well, what you're describing 192 00:07:05,926 --> 00:07:07,528 is every single day of my life. 193 00:07:07,561 --> 00:07:08,962 - Really? - Uh, hey. 194 00:07:08,996 --> 00:07:11,699 So there is someone over there that I really, 195 00:07:11,732 --> 00:07:14,602 really don't think should be allowed to own a gun, 196 00:07:14,635 --> 00:07:17,037 Um...or a car or a fork. 197 00:07:17,070 --> 00:07:18,639 What do I do? 198 00:07:18,672 --> 00:07:20,608 - Well, I mean, you're allowed to deny him service 199 00:07:20,641 --> 00:07:22,543 but only if you think he's actually dangerous. 200 00:07:22,576 --> 00:07:23,511 - Okay, good. 201 00:07:23,544 --> 00:07:25,846 How do I know that he's actually dangerous? 202 00:07:29,550 --> 00:07:31,685 - Yeah, maybe no gun for him. 203 00:07:34,522 --> 00:07:35,856 [crow caws] both: Hi. 204 00:07:35,889 --> 00:07:38,225 - Can I take a look at that bolt action rifle? 205 00:07:38,258 --> 00:07:40,661 - Yes, you may. 206 00:07:42,095 --> 00:07:43,764 All right, uh... 207 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:46,066 Oh, hey, this one is expensive. 208 00:07:46,099 --> 00:07:46,967 - It is. 209 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:48,769 But I really want to treat myself today. 210 00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:50,571 - Yeah. - I just got laid off. 211 00:07:50,604 --> 00:07:52,773 - Oh. I'm so sorry to hear that. 212 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:54,675 - Yeah, I'm pretty upset about it. 213 00:07:55,743 --> 00:07:57,244 - How upset are you? 214 00:07:57,277 --> 00:07:58,579 - Well, extremely. 215 00:07:58,612 --> 00:08:00,213 I worked there over 20 years, 216 00:08:00,247 --> 00:08:02,783 and then they just get rid of me like I'm trash? 217 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:04,685 Well, they're gonna regret it. 218 00:08:04,718 --> 00:08:06,119 - Service denied. Service denied. 219 00:08:06,153 --> 00:08:07,120 - Excuse me? 220 00:08:07,154 --> 00:08:07,955 - You just said you're upset 221 00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:09,723 and they were gonna regret it, so nope. 222 00:08:09,757 --> 00:08:10,591 - 'Cause I'm the only one 223 00:08:10,624 --> 00:08:12,259 who understands the payroll software. 224 00:08:12,292 --> 00:08:14,562 I mean, who's gonna do it now? Monica? 225 00:08:14,595 --> 00:08:16,664 - Look, I'm sorry I'm being overly cautious, 226 00:08:16,697 --> 00:08:17,665 but you know what? 227 00:08:17,698 --> 00:08:19,132 Why don't we try and find you 228 00:08:19,166 --> 00:08:21,134 a better hobby than this, you know? 229 00:08:21,168 --> 00:08:23,571 Have you ever considered fencing? 230 00:08:23,604 --> 00:08:24,772 - No. 231 00:08:24,805 --> 00:08:26,674 Fencing sucks. 232 00:08:26,707 --> 00:08:28,676 - No, it doesn't. 233 00:08:28,709 --> 00:08:30,678 - All right, in order for this to work, 234 00:08:30,711 --> 00:08:32,279 it is critical that we run at the crow 235 00:08:32,312 --> 00:08:34,682 at exactly the same speed, 8 miles per hour, got it? 236 00:08:34,715 --> 00:08:35,683 [crow caws] - Yes, ma'am. 237 00:08:35,716 --> 00:08:37,785 - All right. 238 00:08:37,818 --> 00:08:40,087 - Actually, I don't know how fast that is. 239 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:41,722 - Sorry, sometimes I forget you're Asian. 240 00:08:41,755 --> 00:08:45,058 13 kilometers per hour. 241 00:08:45,092 --> 00:08:46,193 - I still don't-- 242 00:08:46,226 --> 00:08:47,695 - It's 240 steps a minute. 243 00:08:47,728 --> 00:08:49,296 - That doesn't mean anything to me. 244 00:08:49,329 --> 00:08:50,363 - Well, I don't know how to make it any clearer. 245 00:08:50,397 --> 00:08:52,600 - You're just saying just run pretty fast, right? 246 00:08:52,633 --> 00:08:53,734 - "Pretty fast" is a relative term. 247 00:08:53,767 --> 00:08:54,735 What's your resting heart rate? 248 00:08:54,768 --> 00:08:55,736 - I have no idea. 249 00:08:55,769 --> 00:08:57,270 - God, we're gonna have to figure it out now. 250 00:08:57,304 --> 00:08:59,272 Okay, take your pulse for ten seconds. 251 00:08:59,306 --> 00:09:01,308 You're gonna multiply that number by six. 252 00:09:01,341 --> 00:09:02,643 - Dude, you know the bird flew away, 253 00:09:02,676 --> 00:09:04,144 like, a while ago, right? 254 00:09:08,816 --> 00:09:10,117 - Thanks. 255 00:09:10,150 --> 00:09:11,318 - So just the morning-after pill? 256 00:09:11,351 --> 00:09:12,720 That would have been my guess. 257 00:09:12,753 --> 00:09:13,854 My man. All right. 258 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:15,856 [sighs] Okeydokey. 259 00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:18,325 So a couple things you need to know about this bad boy. 260 00:09:18,358 --> 00:09:21,061 - Hey, Tate. 261 00:09:21,094 --> 00:09:23,296 You want to see some pictures of my kids? 262 00:09:23,330 --> 00:09:24,297 - No. Gross. 263 00:09:24,331 --> 00:09:25,198 I hate kids. 264 00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:27,234 - Wait till you see how cute they are. 265 00:09:27,267 --> 00:09:29,336 Children are such a gift. 266 00:09:29,369 --> 00:09:30,671 - Oh. 267 00:09:30,704 --> 00:09:33,206 - How do I call up these pictures? 268 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:34,875 All right, just give me a sec. 269 00:09:34,908 --> 00:09:36,376 "Viewing photos. 270 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:40,914 Go to the home screen by tapping Menu button." 271 00:09:40,948 --> 00:09:42,816 - I'm sorry. We really need to get going. 272 00:09:42,850 --> 00:09:43,851 - Of course. 273 00:09:43,884 --> 00:09:44,852 Glenn, would you just cut it out? 274 00:09:44,885 --> 00:09:46,153 Let them buy the damn pill. 275 00:09:46,186 --> 00:09:47,921 - Would you mind very much 276 00:09:47,955 --> 00:09:49,289 if I just cut in front of you? 277 00:09:49,322 --> 00:09:51,091 I am in a huge rush. 278 00:09:51,124 --> 00:09:52,325 Huge! - I guess. 279 00:09:52,359 --> 00:09:53,694 - Thank you. 280 00:09:53,727 --> 00:09:55,195 - [sighs] All right. 281 00:09:55,228 --> 00:09:56,697 - Yeah, hi, I'd like to buy 282 00:09:56,730 --> 00:09:58,866 all of your morning-after pills, please. 283 00:09:58,899 --> 00:10:00,133 - [chuckles drily] 284 00:10:02,870 --> 00:10:04,237 - Big weekend. 285 00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:08,175 Gonna get all liquored up and promiscuous. 286 00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:10,744 - I'm happy to try to clean it up, but the problem is, 287 00:10:10,778 --> 00:10:12,713 if I even think about vom-- 288 00:10:12,746 --> 00:10:15,115 [dry heaving] 289 00:10:15,148 --> 00:10:16,784 [burps] - Oh. 290 00:10:16,817 --> 00:10:19,352 - [dry heaving] 291 00:10:19,386 --> 00:10:20,821 - Okay, okay. 292 00:10:20,854 --> 00:10:22,389 Okay. I got it. 293 00:10:22,422 --> 00:10:24,191 I'll clean it up. 294 00:10:24,224 --> 00:10:25,358 - [dry heaving] - Oh, god. 295 00:10:27,227 --> 00:10:29,296 - [retching] - [groans] 296 00:10:29,329 --> 00:10:30,731 [sighs] Three more hours. 297 00:10:30,764 --> 00:10:32,132 Three more hours. Three more hours. 298 00:10:32,165 --> 00:10:34,835 [phone buzzing] 299 00:10:34,868 --> 00:10:35,969 Oh, hey, babe, what's up? 300 00:10:36,003 --> 00:10:37,738 - Hey, please don't be mad, 301 00:10:37,771 --> 00:10:39,406 but Frank just got last-minute tickets 302 00:10:39,439 --> 00:10:41,374 to the entrepreneurs conference this weekend, 303 00:10:41,408 --> 00:10:43,711 and I know I said I would take Emma camping, but-- 304 00:10:48,448 --> 00:10:49,683 - Yeah, that should do it. 305 00:10:50,884 --> 00:10:53,353 All right, just dump that in the cart there. 306 00:10:53,386 --> 00:10:55,322 Okay, that should draw her out. 307 00:10:55,355 --> 00:10:56,423 - How do you know it's a woman? 308 00:10:56,456 --> 00:10:57,891 - I'm glad you asked, Mateo. 309 00:10:57,925 --> 00:11:00,193 Birds don't have genitalia as we're familiar with. 310 00:11:00,227 --> 00:11:01,929 They have internal penises called cloacas. 311 00:11:01,962 --> 00:11:02,763 - Okay. 312 00:11:02,796 --> 00:11:04,464 - And when they become very engorged-- 313 00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:05,465 [crow caws] 314 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,367 - [screaming] 315 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:09,937 [crows cawing] [yelping] 316 00:11:09,970 --> 00:11:11,772 [sighs] 317 00:11:11,805 --> 00:11:13,340 - Look, I'm gonna give it to you straight. 318 00:11:13,373 --> 00:11:14,474 This is bad. 319 00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:17,310 - You know I'm just gonna order more of these, right? 320 00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:18,846 - And I'll be standing right here, 321 00:11:18,879 --> 00:11:21,782 Cloud 9 credit union card in hand. 322 00:11:21,815 --> 00:11:22,783 - Okay. 323 00:11:22,816 --> 00:11:24,217 Well, that comes to 324 00:11:24,251 --> 00:11:27,220 $1,127 and 54 cents. 325 00:11:27,254 --> 00:11:28,756 - What? 326 00:11:28,789 --> 00:11:29,857 That much? 327 00:11:29,890 --> 00:11:30,924 - Yeah. 328 00:11:30,958 --> 00:11:32,860 Well, each pill is over 40 bucks. 329 00:11:32,893 --> 00:11:34,027 I'd explain why, but 330 00:11:34,061 --> 00:11:36,296 your brain couldn't handle the science. 331 00:11:36,329 --> 00:11:38,799 - No, no, I can't afford that. 332 00:11:38,832 --> 00:11:40,400 I mean, well, with car payments 333 00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:42,770 and mortgage and groceries for 13, 334 00:11:42,803 --> 00:11:44,337 we're barely getting by. 335 00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:45,405 - Mm. 336 00:11:45,438 --> 00:11:46,473 - I'm gonna have to return these. 337 00:11:46,506 --> 00:11:47,741 - Mm. 338 00:11:47,775 --> 00:11:49,376 No, you can't return pills. 339 00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:50,778 - What? - Yeah. 340 00:11:50,811 --> 00:11:51,912 That's illegal. 341 00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:53,346 You could have tampered with them. 342 00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:55,749 - But you know I didn't. 343 00:11:55,783 --> 00:11:57,250 I was here the whole time. 344 00:11:57,284 --> 00:11:58,952 - Were you? 345 00:11:58,986 --> 00:12:01,221 - I know I said I could take Emma on the trip. 346 00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:02,222 - Yes, you did. 347 00:12:02,255 --> 00:12:03,957 - Excuse me. - Just one second. 348 00:12:03,991 --> 00:12:06,393 Adam, I was really looking forward to this weekend. 349 00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:10,898 I was gonna wear sweatpants and slippers and no bra. 350 00:12:10,931 --> 00:12:13,366 Can you take a couple steps back? 351 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,368 - I promise, I will make it up to you, 352 00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:17,470 but could you please just let this one go? 353 00:12:17,504 --> 00:12:18,839 - [sighs] - Just this one time? 354 00:12:18,872 --> 00:12:19,840 - [scoffs] 355 00:12:19,873 --> 00:12:21,975 Just this one time. 356 00:12:22,009 --> 00:12:23,076 Fine. 357 00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:24,444 Okay. 358 00:12:24,477 --> 00:12:26,379 Look, I gotta go. 359 00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:27,414 How can I help you, sir? 360 00:12:27,447 --> 00:12:29,749 - I have a complaint about one of your salesmen. 361 00:12:30,951 --> 00:12:31,785 - But you said I have the right 362 00:12:31,819 --> 00:12:33,453 to refuse service to anybody I want. 363 00:12:33,486 --> 00:12:35,989 - Yes, technically you have the right, 364 00:12:36,023 --> 00:12:38,025 but you need to use some common sense. 365 00:12:38,058 --> 00:12:39,259 - If I was using common sense, 366 00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:41,795 I would take all of these guns and throw them out the door. 367 00:12:41,829 --> 00:12:42,996 - You know what I mean. 368 00:12:43,030 --> 00:12:44,331 - Look, I told you I wasn't comfortable 369 00:12:44,364 --> 00:12:45,198 working the gun counter. 370 00:12:45,232 --> 00:12:46,566 - Yeah, and I told you that you have to. 371 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:48,435 - Ugh, god forbid you let something go 372 00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:49,469 for once in your life. 373 00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:51,004 - Why do I have to let it go? 374 00:12:51,038 --> 00:12:52,806 Why don't you let it go, Jonah? 375 00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:53,874 It's not my job to make 376 00:12:53,907 --> 00:12:55,475 every man in the world's life easier. 377 00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:56,810 I'm not moving you. 378 00:12:56,844 --> 00:12:58,846 - Well, I'm not changing what I'm doing. 379 00:12:58,879 --> 00:12:59,712 - Ugh! 380 00:12:59,746 --> 00:13:01,448 Why is everybody being such a jerk today? 381 00:13:01,481 --> 00:13:03,116 [wings flap, poop splats] 382 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:07,087 - I think the bird-- - Yeah. 383 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,421 I know. 384 00:13:12,492 --> 00:13:13,894 [Mr. Mister's "Broken Wings" playing softly] 385 00:13:13,927 --> 00:13:17,430 [crows cawing] 386 00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:19,032 - I just feel so bad 387 00:13:19,066 --> 00:13:21,301 about letting my moral priorities 388 00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:23,570 interfere with your buying choices, 389 00:13:23,603 --> 00:13:26,039 especially because for all I know, 390 00:13:26,073 --> 00:13:28,876 you might not even be planning on using the pill. 391 00:13:28,909 --> 00:13:30,343 You know, maybe you're gonna use them 392 00:13:30,377 --> 00:13:32,445 as plates in a doll's house 393 00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:36,449 or drop 'em in a Diet Coke to see if they fizz up. 394 00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:38,018 - No, we had unprotected sex last night. 395 00:13:38,051 --> 00:13:39,519 - Okay, buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh! 396 00:13:39,552 --> 00:13:41,588 What I don't know can't hurt me 397 00:13:41,621 --> 00:13:42,990 or send me to hell. 398 00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:45,092 [laughs feebly] Just kidding. 399 00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:47,861 Um, so do you have cash? 400 00:13:47,895 --> 00:13:49,562 - I'm sorry; I just have way too many concerns 401 00:13:49,596 --> 00:13:50,964 about your level of anger. 402 00:13:50,998 --> 00:13:51,999 - This is discrimination. 403 00:13:52,032 --> 00:13:53,466 I'm gonna call the NRA about this. 404 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:54,634 - Okay, well, you know, 405 00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:57,404 that you're getting so angry is only proving my point. 406 00:13:57,437 --> 00:13:58,505 - What is going on? 407 00:13:58,538 --> 00:13:59,372 - Here's what's going on. 408 00:13:59,406 --> 00:14:02,042 This entire place is a dictatorship, 409 00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:04,377 and it's being ruled over by Emperor Amy. 410 00:14:04,411 --> 00:14:06,613 - Oh, god, can you guys just act like adults 411 00:14:06,646 --> 00:14:08,115 and have an affair or something? 412 00:14:08,148 --> 00:14:09,116 - What? No, shh! 413 00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:10,383 Listen. 414 00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:13,020 If Amy wants me to run the gun counter, 415 00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:14,888 then Amy needs to understand 416 00:14:14,922 --> 00:14:17,357 that I get to decide who gets the guns. 417 00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:18,992 And I'm gonna make those decisions fairly 418 00:14:19,026 --> 00:14:20,160 and with due diligence. 419 00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:21,895 I'm sorry. I just don't trust redheads. 420 00:14:21,929 --> 00:14:22,896 - [scoffs] 421 00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:23,997 - Too fiery. 422 00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:29,937 - Congratulations on being sexually active. 423 00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:32,039 - I'm sorry? 424 00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:34,507 - Okay, I know I probably can't talk you 425 00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:36,509 out of buying contraception, right? 426 00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:38,111 I mean, that's just not gonna happen. 427 00:14:38,145 --> 00:14:39,913 - I didn't ask for any assistance. 428 00:14:39,947 --> 00:14:43,650 - So if it's gonna happen no matter what, 429 00:14:43,683 --> 00:14:46,619 these are $50 each. 430 00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:48,956 Okay, now, I'm not looking to make a profit. 431 00:14:48,989 --> 00:14:50,657 That's the price I paid 432 00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:54,227 plus a small donation to the pro-life coalition. 433 00:14:54,261 --> 00:14:55,895 You know? And-- 434 00:15:04,171 --> 00:15:06,006 We're all gonna die in here! 435 00:15:06,039 --> 00:15:07,174 - Whoa, whoa! 436 00:15:07,207 --> 00:15:08,708 - Okay, everybody calm down. 437 00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:10,610 It's just an open carry protest. 438 00:15:10,643 --> 00:15:13,146 Gun owners are just exercising their second amendment rights. 439 00:15:13,180 --> 00:15:14,481 It's all perfectly legal. 440 00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:16,149 Okay, but let's not let this little gun thing 441 00:15:16,183 --> 00:15:18,451 overshadow the real problem, which is the crows. 442 00:15:18,485 --> 00:15:20,020 They are equally as dangerous. 443 00:15:20,053 --> 00:15:20,988 - Why are they here? 444 00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:23,623 - Well, apparently Jonah was denying service 445 00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:26,126 to everybody who wanted to buy a gun, so-- 446 00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:27,660 - Oh, what a D bag. 447 00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:29,729 - I shouldn't have been there in the first place, okay? 448 00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:31,598 Technically, this is Amy's fault. 449 00:15:31,631 --> 00:15:32,599 - What? 450 00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:34,167 - Amy, can you just move Jonah? 451 00:15:34,201 --> 00:15:35,969 - No, he doesn't get to win. 452 00:15:36,003 --> 00:15:38,538 - Ugh. Why are you being like this? 453 00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:40,573 - "Like this." What is "like this"? 454 00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:41,708 I'm doing my job. 455 00:15:41,741 --> 00:15:42,709 - Oh, my god, just bang already. 456 00:15:42,742 --> 00:15:44,144 - That's what I been saying. 457 00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:45,145 - Gross. 458 00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:46,613 - Eww. - Okay, okay. 459 00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:49,049 We're all feeling emotional, 460 00:15:49,082 --> 00:15:52,252 but we're gonna get through this safely together. 461 00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:55,055 And then we can go home to our loved ones. 462 00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:56,990 Oh, and if you're planning on 463 00:15:57,024 --> 00:16:00,160 having sex with them tonight, come see me. 464 00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:01,461 All right, meeting dismissed. 465 00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:02,562 - Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold up. 466 00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:04,097 What about this crow emergency, y'all? 467 00:16:04,131 --> 00:16:05,098 Hold up. 468 00:16:05,132 --> 00:16:06,633 Hey, guys, we gotta do something. 469 00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:09,069 They got the same brain-to-body ratio as humans. 470 00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:10,637 A group of 'em's called a murder! 471 00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:11,638 Judy! 472 00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:13,040 Judy! 473 00:16:13,073 --> 00:16:14,207 [soothing music plays softly] 474 00:16:14,241 --> 00:16:15,742 - [chuckles] 475 00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:19,479 [crows cawing] 476 00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:20,580 - Attention, shoppers. 477 00:16:20,613 --> 00:16:21,681 - Attention. 478 00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:25,718 - I need everyone in the store to be completely silent 479 00:16:25,752 --> 00:16:26,886 as I will be making some noises 480 00:16:26,919 --> 00:16:30,623 that replicate the calls of the crows' natural enemies. 481 00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:32,259 This will drive them out of the store. 482 00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:33,526 Thank you. 483 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:35,628 [clears throat] 484 00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:36,763 Koo-wik 485 00:16:36,796 --> 00:16:38,598 ka! 486 00:16:38,631 --> 00:16:41,168 [mimics flapping] 487 00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:44,171 [mimics bird cawing] 488 00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:48,075 Whip-poor-will, will, will, will, will, will, will. 489 00:16:48,108 --> 00:16:49,242 Hoo! 490 00:16:49,276 --> 00:16:51,111 Hoo! 491 00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:52,612 Hoo! 492 00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:57,184 [mimics bird trilling] 493 00:16:57,217 --> 00:16:58,285 [mimics cawing] 494 00:16:58,318 --> 00:17:00,087 [crows caw] 495 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:04,524 [mimics hooting] [crows cawing] 496 00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:05,692 [gasps] 497 00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:07,227 [zipper zipping] 498 00:17:09,196 --> 00:17:10,263 [crow caws] Oh! 499 00:17:10,297 --> 00:17:11,264 Oh, [bleep]! 500 00:17:11,298 --> 00:17:12,265 There's a crow 501 00:17:12,299 --> 00:17:13,533 in the mother[bleep] tent! 502 00:17:13,566 --> 00:17:15,168 [bleep] you, crow! [bleep]! 503 00:17:15,202 --> 00:17:18,171 [The Supremes' "Baby Love" playing] 504 00:17:18,205 --> 00:17:21,308 * 505 00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:24,144 - Today is a great day for the second amendment. 506 00:17:24,177 --> 00:17:25,178 all: Yeah! 507 00:17:25,212 --> 00:17:27,680 - I'm proud to see so many of us came out here 508 00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:30,083 to protest the despicable actions 509 00:17:30,117 --> 00:17:31,584 of that short-haired lady over there 510 00:17:31,618 --> 00:17:33,553 who infringed on our rights today. 511 00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:35,255 She can't take us away from our guns. 512 00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:36,289 all: Yeah! 513 00:17:36,323 --> 00:17:37,357 - Okay, all right, all right. 514 00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:39,692 First of all, I'm a man, but thank you. 515 00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:42,195 Second of all, what about my first amendment right, huh? 516 00:17:42,229 --> 00:17:43,296 The right to an opinion. 517 00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:45,398 I can say whatever I want to say. 518 00:17:45,432 --> 00:17:46,833 - Well, I don't gotta listen to it. 519 00:17:46,866 --> 00:17:48,168 Blah-bitty blah, blah. 520 00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:49,035 - Blah, blah, blah. 521 00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,204 - Will everybody please just shut up! 522 00:17:52,339 --> 00:17:54,341 You sound like children. 523 00:17:54,374 --> 00:17:55,608 Okay? 524 00:17:55,642 --> 00:17:56,776 Look. 525 00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:58,778 We can't all-- - We can't hear you. 526 00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:00,413 - [clears throat] 527 00:18:00,447 --> 00:18:02,315 We can't all-- - Get up high. 528 00:18:02,349 --> 00:18:04,751 [crowd murmurs indistinctly] 529 00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:11,558 - Look. 530 00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:14,427 We can't all just do whatever we want 531 00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:16,429 whenever we want to. 532 00:18:16,463 --> 00:18:19,199 You don't want to sell guns, it's your job. 533 00:18:19,232 --> 00:18:20,300 Be a grown-up. 534 00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:21,434 And you! 535 00:18:21,468 --> 00:18:22,469 Someone pisses you off 536 00:18:22,502 --> 00:18:24,671 so you have to flash a rifle to prove a point? 537 00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:26,139 Come on, man. 538 00:18:26,173 --> 00:18:27,440 Just be a grown-up. 539 00:18:27,474 --> 00:18:28,375 Look. 540 00:18:28,408 --> 00:18:30,343 I wanted to spend the weekend eating pizza 541 00:18:30,377 --> 00:18:31,844 and watching Freddie Prinze Jr. 542 00:18:31,878 --> 00:18:32,845 - Isn't he dead? 543 00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:34,381 - What? 544 00:18:35,648 --> 00:18:36,849 I don't think so. 545 00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:40,687 No, I'm, like, 70% sure he's alive. 546 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:42,789 Okay, that's beside the point. 547 00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:45,258 The point is that I don't get to do that 548 00:18:45,292 --> 00:18:48,228 because my husband got tickets to a conference. 549 00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:49,196 But I'm an adult. 550 00:18:49,229 --> 00:18:52,299 So you don't see me throwing a fit about it. 551 00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:54,434 - Isn't that kind of what you're doing now? 552 00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:57,837 - Okay, while we're talking about stuff, 553 00:18:57,870 --> 00:19:00,640 sexuality and morality: 554 00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:01,908 two alaties with-- 555 00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:02,909 [crow caws] 556 00:19:02,942 --> 00:19:04,477 [guns cocking] - Watch it! 557 00:19:04,511 --> 00:19:05,745 Hold your fire! [crow caws] 558 00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:07,414 - Nobody hurt the bird! 559 00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:11,818 - [gasps] [crow caws] 560 00:19:11,851 --> 00:19:13,453 [gasping] 561 00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:16,556 [paper rustling] 562 00:19:16,589 --> 00:19:18,558 [chuckles] 563 00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:20,527 You all right. [chuckles] 564 00:19:23,563 --> 00:19:26,833 - I'm sorry your weekend got ruined. 565 00:19:26,866 --> 00:19:27,934 - It's fine. 566 00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:30,203 These things happen. 567 00:19:30,237 --> 00:19:31,571 - You know, I'm gonna just go ahead 568 00:19:31,604 --> 00:19:32,839 and work the gun counter. 569 00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:34,574 You were right. I was--I was being a jerk. 570 00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:36,643 - Really? 571 00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:39,579 Wow. 572 00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:40,580 Thank you, Jonah. 573 00:19:40,613 --> 00:19:41,581 - No problem. 574 00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:43,283 [chuckles] 575 00:19:43,316 --> 00:19:44,317 - Wait a second. 576 00:19:45,585 --> 00:19:47,554 Are you agreeing with me because I'm right 577 00:19:47,587 --> 00:19:50,957 or because you feel sorry for me? 578 00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:52,959 - Because you're right. 579 00:19:52,992 --> 00:19:54,627 Why would I feel sorry 580 00:19:54,661 --> 00:19:57,464 for such a strong, fierce woman, you know? 581 00:19:57,497 --> 00:19:58,665 Get it, girl. 582 00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:00,433 - You feel sorry for me. 583 00:20:00,467 --> 00:20:01,868 - I--no. I don't. 584 00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:03,970 - Oh, no, no, no. I don't need anybody's pity. 585 00:20:04,003 --> 00:20:05,572 Don't work the gun counter. 586 00:20:05,605 --> 00:20:06,939 - No, it's fine. I'm working the gun counter. 587 00:20:06,973 --> 00:20:08,408 - I just said you're not work the gun counter. 588 00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:09,576 - But I'm putting me on guns. 589 00:20:09,609 --> 00:20:11,244 Here I go. - No, I'm stopping you. 590 00:20:11,278 --> 00:20:12,479 - Well, you can't stop me, so-- 591 00:20:12,512 --> 00:20:13,580 - Yes, I can stop you. 592 00:20:13,613 --> 00:20:15,315 I just gave you an order, and I'm your supervisor. 593 00:20:15,348 --> 00:20:17,284 - You're not-- I refuse your order. 594 00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:18,985 - Yes, I am your supervisor. - What are you-- 595 00:20:19,018 --> 00:20:21,354 - He calls shrimps "prawns." 596 00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:23,856 Spent his Sunday walking to a farmers' market. 597 00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:26,259 He's been to, like, all the renaissance fairs. 598 00:20:26,293 --> 00:20:28,027 Referred to the day he ate a hamburger 599 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,028 as a cheat day. 600 00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:30,363 [bag rustles] - Gotcha! 601 00:20:30,397 --> 00:20:31,398 [crow caws] 602 00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:32,465 Stop it. 603 00:20:32,499 --> 00:20:33,866 Okay. Whew! - Okay, okay. 604 00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:35,335 Take care of this, will you? 605 00:20:35,368 --> 00:20:36,469 [crow cawing] 606 00:20:36,503 --> 00:20:37,337 [sighs] 607 00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:39,339 - Want me to take care of it? - Yeah. 608 00:20:39,372 --> 00:20:40,540 - All right. 609 00:20:42,309 --> 00:20:44,010 - See, I told you we could get the bird 610 00:20:44,043 --> 00:20:45,312 out of the store safely. 611 00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:48,548 - Well, I gotta say, I was wrong. 612 00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:49,982 No reason to hurt that little thing. 613 00:20:50,016 --> 00:20:51,984 - They're smart animals. They deserve kindness. 614 00:20:52,018 --> 00:20:53,686 - And you treated it humanely. 615 00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:54,854 And I gotta respect that. 616 00:20:54,887 --> 00:20:57,724 - Well, I just treat them how I would want to be treated. 617 00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:59,492 You know? [sighs] 618 00:20:59,526 --> 00:21:02,261 All right, let's go release this little sweetheart. 619 00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:06,065 - But--Dina, I have something to tell you! 620 00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:07,434 - Hello, ma'am. 621 00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:09,536 You look sexual; could I-- 622 00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:13,973 Sir, do you have unprotected sex? 623 00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:17,610 - Oh, my god. 624 00:21:17,644 --> 00:21:18,611 Oh, my god. 625 00:21:18,645 --> 00:21:20,046 Bag of blood. 626 00:21:20,079 --> 00:21:21,714 It's a bag of blood! 627 00:21:21,748 --> 00:21:23,450 Oh, you monster.